House rules

These keep everyone safe and keep our neighbors happy. By booking, you agree to follow them.

Neighbors & arrival

1. Please don’t block anyone’s driveway, even for a minute.
2. Keep your voices low while you’re outside.
3. Please don’t have indiscreet conversations where neighbors can hear you.
4. Dress appropriately outside. No fetish attire or clothing that could be seen as inappropriate on the street.
5. Wait inside the gate for rides home, not outside.
6. Please don’t linger on the street in front of the house, and avoid chatting or texting outside the gate.
7. Make sure play gear isn’t sticking out of your bag where neighbors can see it.

In the house

1. Adults only, 21 and over.
2. No illegal activity of any kind.
3. No smoking indoors, including cannabis. If you smoke outside, please use the ashtrays.
4. No DJs or separate sound systems.
5. Only flush toilet paper down the toilet.

Safety

1. In a life-threatening emergency, always call 911 immediately.
2. Smoke detectors, emergency lighting and flood lights are hardwired for your safety.

Checkout & cleaning

1. Turn off all lights, heating, fans and music (it’s fine to leave the speakers on), and turn the A/C to 72.
2. Throw all trash in the trash can.
3. Put all toys, towels, linens and robes in the hamper (used linens go in the mesh laundry bag).
4. Check that all doors are locked before you leave.
5. Make sure to rebook!

Treat our space as your home.

See also our terms.